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Entertaining Thoughts Presents:
What if your life was truly full of peace, power, joy, and purpose?
What if you could be…
✅ Full of the Spirit (instead of full of doubt and exhaustion)
✅ Full of strength (real strength, not self-reliance that burns you out)
✅ Full of joy and peace (the kind that doesn’t disappear when life gets hard)
✅ Full of purpose (actually knowing what you were made for and living it)
📘 Christian Living > Spiritual Growth / Satire / Personal Transformation
Hybrid Genre Clarity:
A Christian Satirical Journey Through the Junk We Chase and the Fullness We Need
This places the book at the intersection of:
Faith-based spiritual development
Philosophical and psychological insight
Clean, clever, comedic truth-telling
It's Timothy Keller meets Jordan Peterson meets Bill Burr—on a biblical bender.
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Let’s be real.
You love her.
You want to lead.
This is the book we should’ve been handed with the wedding ring.
Inside, you’ll find a no-shame, comedy-laced, soul-deep training manual for modern husbands who are done guessing, done reacting, and ready to grow.
Genre:
Christian Men’s Humor, Marriage & Relationships, Spiritual Growth, Emotional Intelligence for Husbands
Tone:
Biblically grounded, emotionally intelligent, raw, real, and ridiculously funny.
Think: stand-up meets spiritual coaching meets relationship bootcamp.
With comedy, conviction, and grace, Husband Gymnastics helps men:
Apologize without shame
Read her heart without losing their cool
Pursue intimacy without pressure
And lead their marriage like Christ—with strength, sacrifice, and joy
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🎓 Welcome to Grudge Masters University™
Where Healing Is Suspicious and Resentment Is Required Reading
Tired of self-help books telling you to “let it go”?
Sick of being told to “rise above it,” “move on,” or (ugh) “forgive”?
Good. You’re our kind of people.
In this unapologetically petty parody of emotional healing culture, you'll discover the ultimate guide to:
Holding grudges like family heirlooms
Turning bitterness into a full-blown lifestyle brand
Weaponizing your silence, eye-rolls, and selective memory
And resisting peace at every opportunity
Grudge Masters is a hilarious reverse-psychology roadmap to lifelong emotional sabotage—wrapped in brilliant satire, razor-sharp wit, and just enough truth to sting.
If you’ve ever been ghosted, gaslit, guilt-tripped, or group-text excluded… this is the revenge-read you've been waiting for.
Don’t heal. Hold on. And make it awkward forever.
Apply below. Resentment starts today.
🧠 Humor & Satire
📚 Parody & Spoof
❤️ Emotional Self-Help (satirical twist)
🧨 Pop Culture / Psychology Mashups
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Relaxing In The Power and Providence Of God!
This book is about asking, allowances, letting, and thanking!
Relaxing In The Power and Providence Of God is about: Letting go of spotlight addiction.
Letting the Spirit interrupt your schedule and more!
Genre Description
Genre:
Christian Living / Spiritual Growth / Soulful Surrender
Style:
Devotional coaching meets comedic truth-telling—part biblical theology, part recovery room honesty, and part holy permission slip.
Tone:
Conversational, warm, irreverently reverent, and quietly dismantling everything you thought you had to control.
Audience:
Overwhelmed believers, recovering control freaks, self-led Christians, servant leaders, soul-tired doers, and anyone secretly asking, “Am I even doing this right”?
Entertaining Thoughts Presents:
You’ve been selected.
Your insights. Your foresight. Your uncommon wit.
The World Enrichment Forum welcomes a select few — esteemed cultural contributors, independent thinkers, and spiritually attuned strategists — to participate in an immersive, off-grid symposium.
Your mission is simple:
Share your ideas for a better global society.
In return, enjoy the Forum’s signature hospitality:
A 15-year timeshare bonus, a $10,000 stipend, and priceless networking with fellow thought leaders from around the world.
You will not need your phone. You will not be recorded.
This is a sacred space for clarity, creativity, and contribution.
We’ll pick you up from the Grand Horizon Hotel.
Bring only your mind, your passion… and your willingness to imagine a better world.
You are not the product.
You are the honored consultant.
You are the future.
Entertaining Thoughts Presents:
God's Heart For Hospitality.
Discover the often-overlooked figure in Proverbs 31
The Husband at the city gates.
While his wife is praised for her strength and service, his role as protector, supporter, and leader in the community is equally vital. This book explores what it means for a modern man to embody the virtues of King, Priest, Warrior, and Lover—all while championing his wife’s gifts and building a household defined by radical, Christ-centered hospitality.
Christian Living / Men’s Issues / Spiritual Growth / Marriage & Family
This book blends biblical teaching, relational insight, and practical theology to explore God’s design for men as leaders, husbands, and hosts of His heart.
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Learn to operate life from the Third THINK!
Rewire your instincts. Rethink your reactions. Rediscover God’s voice.
In The Third Think, Joseph Dopp invites you to escape the cycle of fear, pride, and people-pleasing—and step into a Spirit-led life of clarity, courage, and connection.
A transformative framework for those ready to move from reaction to reflection… and finally, to divine revelation.
How This Framework Changes Lives:
✅ Healed Relationships: Replace reactive habits with thoughtful, loving responses that deepen intimacy with your spouse, kids, and friends.
✅ Restored Work Life: Handle conflicts and challenges at work with clarity, patience, and professionalism.
✅ Freedom from Trauma: Break free from automatic trauma responses and step into a life of healing and peace.
✅ Stronger Faith: Build a deeper connection with God by learning to discern His will in every moment.
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Majestic Love, Royal Roles, and Divine Romance!
Marriage isn’t magic.
It’s fruit-bearing.
And fruit only grows where the Spirit leads.
So before you pursue covenant, pursue the One who makes covenant possible.
Let the Spirit produce the character that can carry the crown.
Marriage Is for Monarchs invites you to rediscover marriage as it was always meant to be: royal, sacred, Spirit-led, and wildly countercultural.
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Behold… A covert dinner party at a mysterious UFO-shaped compound!
Theatrical absurdity of high-stakes drama:
"What do you get when the global elite host a dinner theater in a flying saucer? A satirical thriller served in acts, not chapters—where laughter uncovers the truth, and every bite of the pie comes with a side of conspiracy. Global Murder Mystery isn't just a play—it's a revelation."
This is a satirical stage play that blends political commentary, economic insight, and dark comedy, Global Murder Mystery is a theatrical exposé of elite corruption and global manipulation. Written in dramatic format, it reads like a script—but hits like a manifesto. Combining the intrigue of a thriller with the wit of a comedy, this genre-defying work pulls back the curtain on the absurdity of power, control, and the systems designed to keep us distracted, divided, and broke.
Genre:
Satirical Stage Play | Political Comedy | Socioeconomic Exposé | Dark Humor
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What if transformation happens at the speed of revelation?
Warped Speed Trauma Transformation is the book for those who are:
✅ Trapped in emotional loops and don’t know how to escape
✅ Stuck in defensive cycles in marriage and relationships
✅ Tired of feeling like a permanent resident of dysfunction
✅ Wondering why their spiritual war never seems to end
✅ Ready to finally break free—but don’t know where to start
This book blends clinical psychology, biblical wisdom, and humor to help you understand and make faith choices toward healing.
Christian Self-Help / Trauma Recovery / Transformational Psychology
Entertaining Thoughts
Protect your Castle!
Re-Moat Control:
The Siege for Your Mind
in a World Gone Wireless
Re- MOAT Control is a satirical survival guide for modern minds under siege. Follow The Traveler through a digital dystopia of media lies, pharma traps, and fake kingdoms to uncover what’s really controlling you—and how to break free.Genre Description
Category: Political Satire / Prophetic Thriller / Comedic Guide
Tone: Satirical, urgent, clever, and spiritually grounded
Style: Think Pilgrim’s Progress meets The Truman Show, narrated by someone who’s binge-watched C-SPAN, studied Revelation, and still knows how to make you laugh.
24 Game Freedom Tournament... Pure Comedy!
Welcome to the gymnasium of global gaslighting! Doge Balls is a 24-round, dodgeball showdown where humanity ducks the spiky, slimy, and leash-linked orbs of corporate control.
This book doesn’t just reveal the game; it hands you a flaming dodgeball to toss back with a grin.
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New from Entertaining Thoughts
Surprise Party! Party Favors revealed!
Welcome to the Celebration You Never Signed Up For.
Unwrapping the Global Ritual of Surveillance, Scarcity, and Silence—One Party Favor at a Time.
You never RSVPed.
But you’re here.
And they’ve already charged your card.
There are balloons. Cupcakes. Gift bags.
Everyone smiles, claps, and follows the arrows.
But this isn’t a celebration.
It’s a ceremony of compliance.
Welcome to Supplies Party—a satirical exposé dressed in glitter and guilt.
Each chapter unwraps a new “party favor”:
It’s satire with receipts
Read it. Reread it. Pass it on before they refill your Kool-Aid glass at a party you can never leave!
You left Egypt—but did Egypt ever leave you?
This raw, prophetic, and satirical guide helps you detox from Mystery Babylon’s grip—distraction, deception, and dead religion—and walk boldly into your Kingdom purpose.
This isn’t a devotional.
It’s a demolition.
Blending satire, spiritual warfare, and Kingdom vision, this book leads readers through the wilderness with clarity, courage, and conviction. You’ll confront the systems you didn’t realize were discipling you—and be invited into a better Kingdom, where freedom isn’t a feeling... it’s obedience.
The wilderness is real. The detox is necessary. The Kingdom is calling.
Entertaining Thoughts Presents
They Never Expected the Regular Guy to Push Back… But Here You Are.
Genre: Political Satire • Faith & Culture • Freedom & Personal Sovereignty
Regular Guy’s Guide to Freedom is a bold, satirical, and unapologetically clear-eyed exploration of what happens when common sense is outlawed, truth is regulated, and everyday men are pushed to the edge of compliance. Blending political commentary, prophetic insight, and spiritual clarity, this genre-crossing work dives deep into the psychological, cultural, and spiritual war waged on the modern man.
It’s where Orwell meets Proverbs, where truth hits harder than fear, and where the Regular Guy becomes the last line of defense against soft tyranny.
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Take Your Steaks Back and don’t count your Chickens…
Satirical Nonfiction / Political Satire
Dystopian Humor / Cultural Commentary
Conspiracy & Globalism / Food & Economic Control
Meat Your Masters!
A blisteringly clever political satire that exposes the dystopian food agenda of the global elite. With razor-sharp humor and frightening accuracy, STEAK HOLDER CAPITALISM: MEAT YOUR MASTERS! unpacks how the world’s most powerful figures are hoarding real food while feeding the masses a steady diet of bugs, soy, and lies. A bold, hilarious rebellion against the 2030 Agenda, stakeholder tyranny, and food slavery.
Entertaining Thoughts Presents
Are You Tired of Getting Politely Sucked Dry
by the People You Elected?
Meet the polite-ticks: the smooth-talking, handshake-giving, policy-pushing parasites who drain the lifeblood of democracy one regulation, one bloated budget, and one bipartisan betrayal at a time. In this hilariously bold exposé, Dopp flips the script on modern politics—revealing how the real danger isn’t the loudmouths on TV, but the smiling ticks in suits who burrow deep into the system... and stay.
With chapters like The Sweet-Talk Sedative, The Compliance Creep, and The Division Drip, this book combines biting humor, real historical callouts, and an unapologetic call to action for every citizen ready to yank the ticks off our future.
📚 Read it. Laugh at it. Rage with it. Then rise up with your metaphorical tweezers.
🪲 Polite-Ticks isn’t just a book—it’s a satirical survival guide.
👉 Available now.
#PoliteTicks #PoliticalSatire #DrainTheTicks
Genre: Political Satire / Dark Comedy / Social Commentary
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GENRE DESCRIPTION
Spiritual Satire / Relational Theology / Jungle Wisdom
What if Tarzan submits to Jesus, Fully, as the bride of Christ, before expecting any respect from Jane?
Submit Good Respect Better is a brilliant, bold, and uncomfortably honest exploration of what it means to grow in love, power, and purpose—God’s way. Through the symbolic grit of jungle life, this book unpacks submission, respect, gender roles, and spiritual maturity with razor-sharp wit, biblical depth, and a touch of wild storytelling.
You’ll laugh. You’ll wrestle. You’ll see yourself in the tangle.
This is not about going back to outdated traditions. It’s about uncovering a design that still works—if we’re willing to lay down our survival instincts and pick up something far riskier: trust.
Come for the clever. Stay for the conviction. Leave changed.
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Ever feel like your inner child needs a timeout… or maybe a full-blown exorcism?
In this brutally honest and brilliantly funny soul detox, author Joseph Dopp takes you on a no-nonsense journey through the heart, the past, and the Spirit-led healing process. Drawing from decades in recovery ministry and his own battles with addiction, pride, grief, and God’s grace, he’ll show you how to:
Stop barking up the wrong spiritual trees
Say goodbye to toxic guilt and hello to holy conviction
Get off the emotional see-saw of "I'm trash" vs. "I'm awesome"
Find God in the pain, not just the praise reports
Break the shame cycle by letting the Holy Spirit parent you for real
You’ll laugh. You’ll probably cringe. You might even text your therapist.
But by the end, you’ll be ready to spiritually grow up—not by burying your inner child, but by giving them a loving, Spirit-led spanking… followed by a hug and a purpose.
This is not a feel-good book. It’s a get-free book.
Entertaining Thoughts Presents
Refuse The Doom Nuggets and Detox The Gloom Nuggets!
What You’ll Discover:
The Heart of the Issue: Learn how the root of all our struggles is idolatry—putting anything before God—and how to recognize and uproot these false idols from your life.
The Spiritual War: Understand the three fronts of your spiritual battle—the world, the flesh, and Satan—and how each one offers its own "schmuck nuggets" to lead you astray.
Ownership and Restoration: Discover the power of owning your spiritual war and the expectation that God is eager to restore you to sanity and wholeness through Jesus Christ.
Inviting the Holy Spirit: Explore the life-changing difference between going through life on your own versus walking in the Spirit, and learn how to invite the Holy Spirit into your daily battles.
Living with God: Embrace the incredible roles God has for you as a king, priest, warrior, and lover, and how to fulfill these roles in His power rather than through your own efforts.
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Face it, feel it, forgive it and move forward as free agents!
Genre Description: Self-Help / Emotional Healing A guide for personal transformation through facing and healing past emotional wounds.
Embrace your own transformative journey with "Hugging the Cactus, Facing the Pricks of Our Past."
This book offers a comedic yet powerful approach to confronting and healing deep-seated emotional wounds.
Through practical advice, psychological insights, and spiritual wisdom, it guides you to turn past pains into purpose and freedom.
Unlock the strength found in facing your challenges and transform your life.
Entertaining Thoughts Presents
Joseph Goebells Resurrection has new elite Apostles!
Genre: Satirical Political Commentary / Dystopian Comedy / Christian Worldview
Style: Bill Burr meets C.S. Lewis at a George Orwell book burning
A bold, comedic takedown of modern ideologies masquerading as progress, Woke Apostles of the Fourth Reich is a politically incorrect rollercoaster through today’s culture wars, seen through the lens of history, logic, and Scripture. It’s hilarity with a heartbeat—and a battle cry for sanity in an upside-down world.
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International Cuisine right in your backyard!
Whether you're a seasoned hunter or a city slicker looking to spice up your dinner routine, this cookbook has something for everyone. Celebrate the natural way of life, free from the clutches of global food corporations and their synthetic offerings. Stand tall with rednecks around the world who value freedom, natural living, and the right to enjoy a good meal made from honest ingredients.
Note: Pure Comedy Cookbook!
Political Satire / Culinary Humor / Survivalist Cooking
A wild, witty romp through global cultures via roadkill recipes, served with satire, survival tips, and redneck ingenuity. Equal parts cookbook, comedy, and cautionary tale.
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Get With The Program! Get Programmed!
Meet Master FewNu—a character so cunning, so manipulative, that his very name tells the story. FewNu is not only the embodiment of Satan and his fallen angels waging a spiritual war against humanity, the image-bearers of the living God, but his name is also a clever reversal of two of the most powerful organizations orchestrating global agendas: the World Economic Forum (WEF) and the United Nations (UN).
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Ridiculous Family Therapy
Who’s raising you—your parents or your algorithms?
A satirical group therapy session for a world turned upside down. Imagine if corporate greed and artificial intelligence moved in, took over as your dysfunctional parents, and reprogrammed the meaning of family.
Now, picture a clinical psychologist in the mix, armed with sharp wit and a couch big enough for all of humanity.
Meet Daddy Data: emotionally unavailable, obsessed with efficiency.
Meet Mamma Mammon: controlling, manipulative, and in love with her bottom line.
Together, they’re raising humanity—if you can call it that.
Through sharp dialogue, biting comedy, and outrageous family dynamics, this book exposes the madness behind 15-minute cities, disaster capitalism, AI worship, and the slow roast of your constitutional freedoms.
Laugh. Rage. Wake up! Then take your seat at the real family table.
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The Swamp Perpetrators: Who’s creating the fog and why?
From brain fog to emotional overload, toxic environments to manipulated truths, the modern world feels like a smokescreen designed to keep you distracted, confused, and compliant. But what if you could see through it? What if you could laugh your way to clarity while uncovering the tools to detox your life and reclaim your purpose?
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When scaled up to a societal level, it becomes a weapon of mass confusion!
Explore our hilarious yet brutally honest crash course on how we've all been played by the slickest gaslighters in history. Ever wondered why life feels like a reality show directed by someone who skipped ethics class?
This book spills the tea on everything from media manipulation and Big Pharma shenanigans to the shady games of global elites—all while keeping you laughing through the absurdity.
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