Meet the polite-ticks: the smooth-talking, handshake-giving, policy-pushing parasites who drain the lifeblood of democracy—one regulation, one bloated budget, and one bipartisan betrayal at a time.

In this hilariously bold exposé, Joseph Dopp flips the script on modern politics—revealing that the real danger isn’t the loudmouths on TV, but the smiling ticks in suits who burrow deep into the system… and stay.

With chapters like The Sweet-Talk Sedative, The Compliance Creep, and The Division Drip, this book combines biting humor, real historical callouts, and an unapologetic call to action for every citizen ready to yank the ticks off our future.

📚 Read it. Laugh at it. Rage with it. Then rise up with your metaphorical tweezers.

Polite Ticks isn’t just a book—it’s a satirical survival guide.