Welcome to the Celebration You Never Signed Up For.You never RSVPed.
But you’re here.
And they’ve already charged your card.

There are balloons. Cupcakes. Gift bags.
Everyone smiles, claps, and follows the arrows.
But this isn’t a celebration.
It’s a ceremony of compliance.

Welcome to Supplies Party—a satirical exposé dressed in glitter and guilt.

Each chapter unwraps a new “party favor”:

It’s satire with receipts

Read it. Reread it. Pass it on before they refill your Kool-Aid glass at a party you can never leave!