🎓 Welcome to Grudge Masters University™
Where healing is suspicious and resentment is required reading.

Tired of self-help books preaching “let it go”? Sick of being told to “rise above it,” “move on,” or—worst of all—“forgive”?

Good. You’re our kind of people.

In this unapologetically petty parody of emotional healing culture, you’ll discover the ultimate guide to:

• Holding grudges like priceless family heirlooms.

• Turning bitterness into a full-blown lifestyle brand.

• Weaponizing silence, eye-rolls, and selective memory.

• Resisting peace at every possible opportunity.

Grudge Masters is your roadmap to emotional sabotage for the modern age—wrapped in brilliant satire, razor-sharp wit, and just enough truth to sting.

If you’ve ever been ghosted, gaslit, guilt-tripped, or group-text excluded… this is the revenge-read you’ve been waiting for.

Don’t heal. Hold on. Make it awkward forever. Apply below—resentment starts today.